Have You Ever? (or ... and Patrick is a Werewolf!)
Joe/Patrick (Pete/Ashlee) * R * 9181 words

Disclaimer: I disclaim.

Author's Notes: Written for bandom_hc (see below). Thank you to ditchwitchbitch and rain_dances for the assistance in this and of course to likealocket for her superb beta-work. She is amazing and I love her. I know nothing about werewolf lore and it's possible I poached a few things from smeyer, which I certainly find highly embarrassing, but what can I do? I should have written about vampires.

I hope this satisfactorily fulfills the request. I did my best. No warnings. It's pretty innocuous.

Summary: 428. Anyway, so Joe has been pining after Patrick for years, but is convinced that Patrick has a thing for Pete/is with Pete/something-about-Pete! Pete and Ashlee get married, and Joe is convinced that Patrick is just being a gracious loser in congratulating the happy couple. Joe and Patrick either get intoxicated and have sex, or have sex sober, either way - but Joe is convinced that Patrick is just on the rebound! He is VERY SAD because clearly this doesn't mean as much to Patrick as it does to him (CLEARLY!!!) and stops talking to Patrick, instead spending even more time than usual getting high and wandering off for ~*alone time*~. maybe he gets hurt, maybe not. Then there is a happy ending where it is revealed that Patrick has been pining after Joe for years too, et cetera! (Bonus points if Patrick has to catch Joe in some sort of cage to get Joe to hear him out, re: Patrick's actual feelings. Super extra hilarious bonus points if the reason Patrick has a cage that size is because he (or Pete?) is sekritly a werewolf.)

( Patrick’s pretty fucking weird, like, a lot of the time.  )

The Grass is Always What You Wish For
Pete/Joe, Joe/various females * R * 20,796 words

I disclaim. If you are or know any of these people, now is your time to exit quietly.

Summary: A purchase at an antique shop ends up including a genie and three wishes. But you know what they say about making wishes. With special guest stars: cast members of 17 Again.

Author's notes: I'm being vague up yonder on purpose. My apologies in advance. Big thanks to little_whittles for the "technical assistance." HUUUUGE thanks to likealocket for her (as always) stupendous beta. At some point she's going to get sick of my emails that say, "It's a stylistic thing" and quit on me, but until she does, I love having her help.

( A person could even call it sexy (if he wanted to fuck a bong, which is really fucking bizarre by most standards). )

11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together
Pete/Patrick (Joe/Suarez)
PG-13 for language
I disclaim
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.
So a while ago, adellyna wanted to see the conditions under which Patrick and Pete actually move in together within the context of the My Has Has Three Corners 'verse. Naturally, I obliged. So, written for adellyna, and then pushed through quickly to post on her birthday, here she is. Happy birthday, dahling! Huge thanks to likealocket for the beta-job even as she was moving and having massive internet issues. You're the GREATEST my friend.

( It's embarrassing, really. )

Title: The Simple Voice of Nature and Reason Will Say, 'Tis Right
Pairing: Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Ryan, Joe/Bob (Bryar), Frank/Gerard
Bands: Mostly FOB & PATD, with some MCR, TBS and The Used thrown in for some fun
Disclaimer: Though this is based on fact, I still disclaim
Warnings: It's a war fic, folks. There's at least one character death in here. It's also vaguely stylized, pulled hopefully with a modicum of accuracy from letters and journals written during this time period.
Summary: The Revolutionary War - bandom style.

A/N: 15,508 words. This is a labor of love. And I emphasize LABOR. Huge huge huge thanks to likealocket nad adellyna for the beta and handholding, plus all of my other friends who had to listen to the months of me whining about this. Also a shout to eleanor_lavish who alerted me to this challenge in the first place. I love this story, and want to rock it to sleep and sing it lullabies and let it spit up on my shoulder, but I know it won't work for everybody. I just hope it works for you.

Title taken from Common Sense by Thomas Paine.

Completed for the periodbandom challenge. A little late, but better late than never.

( Brendon thinks that there’s no God watching over them; but he doesn’t say this. He just smiles at Pete by the light of the window and opens the pamphlet. )

Part 2 / Continued from here

( Continued... )

If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It
Patrick/William * PG * 642 words

I disclaim.
He doesn’t know why, but Patrick thought William was kidding when he first asked him to produce the next TAI album.
Just a little something for adellyna. Not beta'd.

( Patrick shuts his eyes, counts to three, and stops bouncing. )

Passed Over
Pete/Joe // PG-13 // 541 Words

Oh. Okay so. This is actually a little something from a universe I've started handwriting. The boys work at a ski store and rental place. In Vegas. I don't know either. But. Snippet.

( Sometimes Joe gets lost in thought watching Pete. )

Famous
Pete/Joe // PG // 381 words

I disclaim
For flimsy's Almost Kisses Meme.

Pete's famous.

Miles to Nowhere
Pete/Joe // R // 954 words

I disclaim
Written for thousandjulys because I wanted some fic to write and she gave me something to do. The prompt is: If the world is ending, will you kiss me or just leave? which somehow allowed me to write a fic I'd been wanting to write for months. So thank you, my friend. Also thank you to likealocket for the beta for me. I missed you, honey. Prompt from "Do You Know What I'm Seeing" by Panic at the Disco. Cut tag from "Firefight" by Jimmy Eat World.

( except you and me there's no one else alive )

Like Glue
Joe/Pete // PG // 758 words

Written for bandom365. They don't ask questions.

( Pete's unprompted trip back home to Chicago brings him straight to Joe's door. )

I Dated Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Bed on a Bathroom Floor
Pete/Patrick // PG-13 // 943 words

I disclaim.
For the anniversary of the birth of little_whittles whom I love endlessly.

( When Patrick wakes up, he’s in the bathroom )

yours and mine and forever
joe/pete * PG-13 * 374 words
For bandom365, 2/23. Thank you to adellyna and rain_dances for the beta! The first time Joe got high, it was by shotgunning

( He remembers... )

Title: Passed
Pairing: Joe/Jon (FOB/PATD)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I DISCLAIM
Summary: There’s exactly one week when they’re both in Chicago at the same time.
A/N: Written for prompt 2 from sticky_sneakers. Thanks to adellyna for looking this over for me. Any mistakes are mine. 354 words.

( They converge )

After the Party is the Afterparty
PG!
I disclaim! None of this ever happened ferreals!
Summary: Afterward, after everybody’s left they slide into bed and curl against each other, too tired even for sex. (It’s a weird feeling for Pete.)
a/n: Just another little snippet from the "architect 'verse" as I noted someone saying. I actually have my own private name for it, but this'll do. This goes along with Coincidentally... but it's years later. Written for adellyna on the occasion of her feeling icky. 709 words.

( Afterward, after everybody's left... )

Being Jon Walker
FOB, P!atD, CS, TAI, Empires... Gen (Jon/Spencer implied)
R
I DISCLAIM. (Also, note a/n!)
Summary: One moment he’s poking around in his attic, checking to see what the little door leads to and the next moment he’s not really sure where he is, but wherever it is, it happens to be hanging out with Brendon Urie.

Brendon sings a lot of show tunes, but after about twelve minutes of being… wherever he is, Brendon starts singing the chorus of a song that Joe recognizes as new but not really any other way.

Three minutes later, his stomach feels like he just ate an entire plate of brie (again) and the next moment he’s sitting in a unisex public toilet near Lake Michigan.

a/n: For bandom365. Based off of the movie Being John Malkovich. You definitely don't need to have seen the movie to enjoy this. Just a little bit of crackfic which stemmed from a conversation posted at the bottom. Huge thanks to clumsygyrl for the beta, and also for humoring me on this idea and agreeing that it would be AWESOME.

1,788 words.

( They find the door because Joe is high. )